As I begin composing this post I'm sitting in my minivan in the driveway outside my house listening to my three year old cry.
Thanks Buzzfeed for this gem:
My wife and I laughed for several minutes and are much the better for it. Thanks Tim!
Since I owe something for yesterday, here's a picture of a gift my mother gave us:
So, remember a few days ago when I wrote that post about the value of nonproductive time? It was bulls$!t.
"We get bonuses for epiphany tears."